Jean The Machine
(Engel/Semel)
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What ever happened to Jean The Machine?
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She used to live down the hall from me
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And all of the boys in the band
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Miss her so bad now - ain't it pitiful?
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She made her way here from Hungary
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A refugee with a voice like Callas
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But somehow she couldn't get on
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So she took it off at the local Palace
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Jean come back - why'd you go now?
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Jean come back - things are slow now
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Jean come back
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My landlady said Jean's a Commie spy
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Each time I asked for the reason why
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My landlady said it's a front
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She bumps and grinds codes to an audience of immigrants
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It blows my mind when I think of Jean
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Every night with a new routine
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'Cos I play the drums in the band
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She used me as part of her dirty Commie plan
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Jean come back - we forgive you
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Jean come back - Boy Scout's honour
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Jean come back - Spiro Agnew
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Jean come back - to the Bolshoi
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Jean come back - to your homeland
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Jean come back - bring the microfilm
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