Jean The Machine
(Engel/Semel)

	
	
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	Bb
	What ever happened to Jean The Machine?
	
	Eb
	She used to live down the hall from me
	
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	And all of the boys in the band
	
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	Miss her so bad now - ain't it pitiful?
	
	Bb
	She made her way here from Hungary
	
	Eb
	A refugee with a voice like Callas
	
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	But somehow she couldn't get on
	
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	So she took it off at the local Palace
	
	
	
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	Jean come back - why'd you go now?
	
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	Jean come back - things are slow now
	
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	Jean come back
	
	
	
	   Bb
	My landlady said Jean's a Commie spy
	
	Eb
	Each time I asked for the reason why
	
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	My landlady said it's a front
	
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	She bumps and grinds codes to an audience of immigrants
	
	Bb
	It blows my mind when I think of Jean
	
	Eb
	Every night with a new routine
	
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	'Cos I play the drums in the band
	
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	She used me as part of her dirty Commie plan
	
	
	
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	Jean come back - we forgive you
	
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	Jean come back - Boy Scout's honour
	
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	Jean come back - Spiro Agnew
	
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	Jean come back - to the Bolshoi
	
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	Jean come back - to your homeland
	
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	Jean come back - bring the microfilm
	
	
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